Today’s ghastly groaner

Print Article

At last, a man had his chance to speak with God.

He was elated.

“God, is a thousand years as a day to you?” the man asked.

“Yes,” God answered.

“And is a penny as a million dollars to you?” the man asked.

“Yes,” God answered.

“Well then, could I have a penny?” the man asked.

“Yes,” God answered. “Tomorrow.”

— John Loren Sandford, Hayden

• • •

Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com.

Print Article

Read More Local News

On the road to WELLBRIETY

August 19, 2018 at 5:00 am | Coeur d'Alene Press PLUMMER — Many paths lead to wellness and recovery. Every journey is different. Some lost souls walk the hard road alone. Many give themselves over to faith. Others rely on those around them for str...

Comments

Read More

Hotel proposed near Ramsey Road and I-90

August 19, 2018 at 5:00 am | Coeur d'Alene Press An informational-planning meeting on the proposed Home 2 Suites by Hilton hotel is noon Thursday with the Design Review Commission in Conference Room 6 in Coeur d’Alene City Hall. The four-story, 11...

Comments

Read More

Slur-slinging trial witness list forming

August 18, 2018 at 5:00 am | Coeur d'Alene Press COEUR d’ALENE — Prosecutors are gathering information for an upcoming trial against a 52-year-old Hayden man accused of yelling racial slurs at members of a Spokane youth group in front of a Coeur d’...

Comments

Read More

Religion: Museum of the Bible a memorable adventure

August 18, 2018 at 5:00 am | Coeur d'Alene Press The purpose of these articles is to highlight Christian ministries in our local area but I am taking a break this week to present a “must see” tourist destination. This is the Museum of the Bible, wh...

Comments

Read More

Contact Us

(208) 664-8176
215 N. Second St
Coeur d'Alene, Idaho 83814

©2018 The Coeur d'Alene Press Terms of Use Privacy Policy
X
X