Today’s ghastly groaner

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At last, a man had his chance to speak with God.

He was elated.

“God, is a thousand years as a day to you?” the man asked.

“Yes,” God answered.

“And is a penny as a million dollars to you?” the man asked.

“Yes,” God answered.

“Well then, could I have a penny?” the man asked.

“Yes,” God answered. “Tomorrow.”

— John Loren Sandford, Hayden

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