Today’s ghastly groaner

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Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac with dyslexia?

He lays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ‘em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com.

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